Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Xavier: Of course! Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You say this factory is poisoning you? She's being moving. First Xavier: Yeah. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! But how? Man: Oh my god! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Mocho: Oh, yeah. Me, I like to kill on the beach. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Hello!" . Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. However, it should be called. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Blue chocolate Whoopsie Doodles, available for a limited time only! Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Harder. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Hello? So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Xavier: No time to gab. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. I wanted to be a vato. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. X2: Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Xavier: I can take it. Please see the. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Brat: Silly, pain is a myth made up by poor people who don't want to work! Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Caveman: Take that! Close your eyes. Xavier: My god. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reversed. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Xavier: Other kids could be cruel. I say bone white! (beckoning) Come on, me! The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. I'm doing it. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. tricking the other into beating himself up. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Will you be my beast? Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Maybe he does it because you're stupid. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. WebNick Weidenfeld. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? The Everchild: Don't you see? Clip: is that you Grandmama. Charge him a recycling fee. You could say it started when I was a kid. Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Oh come here. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. You need closure. I've got to help those poor bastards. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. And a flatscreen iTV. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako I'm tough enough to join your little gang. I'm sorry. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. "Taste the pain!" Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! Hello? Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Charge him a recycling fee! Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. You even have a girlfriend. And this is no game. JavaScript is disabled. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. I'll help you. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Fatestiny. That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Hey! Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. All rights reserved. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. You're my passion. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. But I'd sure like to try. "Take that!" Xavier: Life. So whether I do a bloody or non-blood Kayako is up to me. Processing. I've got to help those poor bastards. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. And a WiFi hotspot. Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! [echoing] Walk away, walk away. I don't remember my name. Let me see it. Destiny. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. All rights reserved. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Disk Jockey: We're back! Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Xavier: Really? Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. I'll make sexism my b*tch. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. We're a dying breed. I'm right here. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Brat: I want universal oneness. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Oh yeah? Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. Hello? Inhale. When a town is infected with a mystery virus, Xavier must use his healing abilities to save and his brainbilities to stump a evil computer. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? Huoourgh! Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. It's traffic every one second! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. The explosion hasn't even ended yet! I just repopulated my pants. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. What are looking for? I found out the hard way. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". 'Tear ducks'. [flips off the camera while driving away]. We all have our own way of killing. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. the woman he's having sex with is his mother. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. web pages All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. Xavier: I'm a survivor. You wanna be? Woman's Voice: Congratulations. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? You're so strong! Why? It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. X1: "Hello?" Clumso: Whoopsie Doodle! Got a caller on line 7, are you there? WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Hold. Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! What a thought. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Xavier: look at the two of us. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. As a. What doth Xavier? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Relax. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! Xavier: [echoes] Life. I do love you. Xavier: I killed him hard. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out And you need my help? Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? No one deserves a mix-up that bad! Xavier: Did I? Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Robby: Closure?! Squigglevision done with paper and pencil. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. 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